So a while back, Bareburger held a jingle-writing contest. Max Mamon and I entered knowing full well that we would win and live out the rest of our days on Maine root soda and sweet potato croquettes FO' FREE.
Thaaat didn't happen. But I think we can ALL agree that the true victory was rhyming 'ketchup' with '-grette chip-.'
Vocals by Phoenix Gonzalez! Listen below or on the Stand-alone Songs page.
Ostrich burger, fresh romaine
On brioche bun or multi-grain
With avocado, portabella
Colby jack or mozzarella
Country dijon vinaigrette, chip-
-otle mayo, curry ketchup
Gourmet battered onion ring or
Free-range panko chicken finger
Bison, elk, wild boar, or lamb in
-side a lettuce wrap: so slammin’
For dessert, well, don’t you panic
Even our milkshakes are organic